Lord Give Me Strength! (and platinum blonde hair)
Dear Feet, i apologise for the amount of pain I put you through. The inventor of the high heeled clog, was clearly a beautiful designer and an evil mastermind rolled into one. However my friends, you do look lovely in your new attire and therefore, i regret to announce, I am going to continue to wear them, despite the agony. Silly i know, but alas, as is life. Besides i see revenge for you on the horizon, aka when i am thirty and am refined to a wheelchair.
Posted by Imi at 14:23