a letter to japan

Hello Japan, just to warn you some of your most pristine students have been sent by accident to perhaps the most judgemental and shockingly scruffy school in england.
They arrived yesterday with their perfectly aligned knee length pleated tartan skirts an neatly ironed jackets to be greeted with the bum scrapingly short skirts and swearing adolescents of our school.
Just watching them eat with closed mouths and refrain from spitting violently onto the classroom floor put us to shame. I sincerely hope they return safely and have not been too influenced by our noticeably 'British' culture.

Yours apologetically

星および & 電光

S&I XXX