a lesson to be learned.

The thong  (thông, thng)

n.

1. A narrow strip, as of leather, used for binding or lashing.

2. A whip of plaited leather or cord.

3. A sandal held on the foot by a strip that fits between the first and second toes and is connected to a strap usually passing over the top or around the sides of the foot.

4. A garment for the lower body that exposes the buttocks, consisting of a narrow strip of fabric that passes between the thighs supported by a waistband.

or 5......

a genius invention although not to be worn for more than 12 hours incase of serious embarrassment (see below)

Now fellow bloggers perhaps this is a time to explain ourselves you may be a one time wearer, devoted thongest or perhaps a thong virgin but perhaps before you don the afore mentioned item again feel free to read this little story about a friend and her experience of this precarious item.... 

"it's not like i have a full on ghetto booty or a surgically enhanced behind but with a larger than most derriere, it is a common thing to be seeing more of my underwear than a member of the public would like when wearing anything tighter than linen... therefore when the time came and thongs were on sale i figured why not try one its claims to enhancing my behind were simply irresistible... the results were at first amazing no VPL for me and goodbye to granny pants, it all seemed so perfect. weeks went by and  i had mastered the every-now-and-then-wear of the thong but then i decided to push my luck.... (here dear readers we must cut the story short but in summary - you CANNOT spend over a day brisk walking in such an item and ONLY the removal of such item will result in comfort...  do NOT attempt to maneuver this strip of fabric around its allocated area especially when elderly people can see those suspicious fumblings in the middle of the road when everything has simply grown too uncomfortable to bear)"

This is a word of warning .... DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME !

 

S&I

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